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footfootfoot · 12-04-2010, 08:37 PM

If you are afraid of uncooked eggs then the terrorists have won.

We've been eating cake batter for centuries have we rarely die from it. Count how many folks you know who got sick form eating raw cake batter, then multiply that number by the number of people you know who have had fingers, toes, or weenies bitten off by snapping turtles while swimming. Now add three to that number.

I bet the answer is 3.

People get sick from not cleaning shit and then letting is sit on counters for days.

Heartburn is what you get from uncooked cake.

12-04-2010, 08:37 PM	#7
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	If you are afraid of uncooked eggs then the terrorists have won. We've been eating cake batter for centuries have we rarely die from it. Count how many folks you know who got sick form eating raw cake batter, then multiply that number by the number of people you know who have had fingers, toes, or weenies bitten off by snapping turtles while swimming. Now add three to that number. I bet the answer is 3. People get sick from not cleaning shit and then letting is sit on counters for days. Heartburn is what you get from uncooked cake. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs