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Today I:
*Woke up and wished she was here with me.
*Showered and wished I was there with her.
*Watched some porn bloopers and fuck-ups on the interweb.
*Cooked and ate a bacon-wrapped sirloin strip.
*Screwed around on the Cellar.
*Wondered how to get. Stoned or drunk, or, stoned and drunk. And how best to get that way.
*Wondered if the mushrooms are ready.
*Trimmed some bud.
*Noticed for the gajillionth time how my weekends seem to rotate around aclohol, and drugs, and sex, and the pursuit of same.
*Got TFO of the Cellar, and went looking for sex, drugs, and rock and roll.
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