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Old 12-17-2003, 01:08 PM   #67
wolf
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Originally posted by Beestie
Nice collection there, Wolf.

Damn! This is the man thread and my knife collection is bested by a GIRL!
I'm a rather exceptional girl ...

Funny work story ... we confiscate various weapons, mostly knives, scizzors and box cutters off patients coming in all the time. They are pretty much without fail totally cheap pakistani crap as sold by HSN, but there are occasional gems.

One day I was working with a part-timer who didn't know of some of my more unusual interest areas and she said, "what's this?" holding up a cheap flea-market butterfly knife in a manner that appeared to indicate she was fearful that it would attack her of it's own volition.

"Hmm, lemme see," I said, and took the offered blade from her and started flipping it around in a manner that would have made Bruce Lee proud. She made a little squeaking noise for some reason ... come to think of it, she doesn't work for us anymore ... I wonder why?
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