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The last car I had I parked in the backyard when I could no longer afford to drive it. Good shape, just parked, keys in the ignition. When it got cool out, I would sometimes slip out to the old Buick to toke on a number and dig on the radio. Then I got to noticing my station would change, and my doors weren't completely closed sometimes. I watched and waited, and was rewarded to see two neighborhood kids sneak into my car one night. There was nothing to take, and they didn't tear anything up, they were just hanging out in my car at 2 or 3 in the morning, listening to the radio. I hid out in the apple tree about half a dozen times till I caught them. I jumped outta the tree and landed on the trunk of my car, screaming and yelling and beating on the car. I'm almost sure one of them shit his pants, and they're both probably still running. Never saw them good enough to see which hooligans they were, and I haven't seen them since.

Here's the car and apple tree...