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Bravo Lamplighter! I see it's not for nothing that "lamplighter" is your handle.
You bring light to the benighted and humor impaired.

I was merely thinking that a much simpler thing to do would be for the offended parents to remove their kid from school. There is a mix of homeschooling parent types we encounter: The fellow travelers and the insane religious or frightened of moral decay and those who are simply afraid of their anima and animus.