Ah Bri, that solves a mystery for me then.
The Old Testament God was verily fond of smiting, handing out punishments for people born in the wrong place, who mocked bald men, who went home the wrong way etc. But he seems to have been pretty quiet recently.
Now I know what he's been doing - giving you cancer and a craving for liquor, and cockblocking Grav via a 6 year old boy.
He does work in mysterious ways after all.
And Satan had to learn his sneakiness from somewhere...
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