[Urbane Guerrilla]

Hey, reminding everyone how dysfunctional tw really is is a public service. You should diligently do it yourself, as a means of maintaining the Cellar's good mental hygiene. Consider it an act of faith and charity. That's two out of three.

It would be a more hopeful endeavor than your tedious and unsuccessful attempts at the put-down. You're not going to get me to bow before you yourself fall to your knees. You never did recognize how lamely invidious you were being, and you still don't. Now, eschewing that lameness would improve both your functioning and your general estimation around the Cellar. Esteem comes with being a class act. Invidiousness will not cut it.