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Old 10-05-2010, 06:46 AM   #456
sexobon
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Stalking In A Sniper Wonderland
(to the tune of Walking In A Winter Wonderland)

Through the mountains we are stalking,
Bin Laden while he's walking.
A first round kill from the top of the hill,
Stalking in a sniper wonderland.

In his base camp we will plant a time bomb
And we'll set it to go off at twelve.
They'll be leaving in a million pieces,
As it goes and blows them all to HEL- L- L-

Later on, we'll conspire,
To set them all on fire.
We'll laugh as they cry,
While we burn them alive.
Stalking in a sniper wonderland.

In poppy fields see the peasants working,
While the Taliban patrols all day and night.
We'll open up when they're in our kill zone
When they drop like flies it's such a lovely sight.

Then we'll descend from our perches,
And conduct the body searches.
If we find one that's not dead,
We'll pop him in the head.
Stalking in a sniper wonderland.
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