UT and Joe, in 1985, handling DJ duties for a dance event.
(1985)
UT: Joe, you're pretty much a theatre guy, huh?
Joe: Yes, I love doing lighting design and set work.
UT: And you're a freshman and I'm a senior, right?
Joe: Yes, for the purposes of exposition, that's the case.
UT: And you're boldly heterosexual.
Joe: I love the womenfolk.
UT: So listen to me: you don't know it yet, but by the time you're a senior, half of your friends will turn out to be gay.
Joe: What! You're kidding, right?
UT: No. Now you just remember what I said. Half of them.
(1988)
Joe: Hey you were right. That was the most amazing prediction ever.