This is the "line" that the gov't wants you to believe. Clearly we need to replace that reality with our own, here:
"So this guy is out fishing with his new titanium rod and reel and he hooks onto something *BIG*.
Sure that it's a record breaking catfish, he enlists the help of his compadres to help land this monster.
Once ashore, he discovers he's caught the old village church, so what can he do, to stay out of trouble, and in the church's good graces?
Blame the whole thing on the drought!"
