[Spexxvet]

Waitress (to Jordan): I haven’t seen you in a while.
Elliot (to waitress): Oh, she just had a baby.
Waitress: Well then, how can you be drinking? Aren’t you breast-feeding?
Jordan: I haven’t decided. Were you breast-fed?
Waitress: Of course I was.
Jordan: That is so interesting. ‘Cuz you’re a slaggy buttinski who ended up becoming a waitress for a living. Maybe breast feeding isn’t the answer…