But we have to have our breasts smashed between hard plates so y'all got something to look at.
I'm waiting on word from the grants people to see if I get funding to ascertain the effect of staring at large penises every day.
If I don't get the money I will ask for volunteers for an unofficial study. No,
you don't need to apply, and
you don't, oh, and
you...seriously? Are you kidding with that thing?