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Urbane Guerrilla · 07-20-2010, 02:45 AM

[To the tune St. Thomas (Williams)]

I do not trust James Bond
I think he can un-der-stand
For ev'ry place he goes blows up
He is a dang'rous man.

I do not trust James Bond
And here's for the rea-son why
For ev'ry lady Ja-ames Bo-ond loves
Is sure-ly doomed to die.

My song must have its end
But in this world and be-yond
Of one thing I am absolutely sure
I do not trust James Bond!

coda: I do no-ot trust, I do no-ot trust, I do no-ot trust James Bond!

The wife came up with this one. Sometimes we collaborate; we really need to finalize all the verses of "The Great Loch Ness Monster" sometime before one or the other of us dies.

07-20-2010, 02:45 AM	#7
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	[To the tune St. Thomas (Williams)] I do not trust James Bond I think he can un-der-stand For ev'ry place he goes blows up He is a dang'rous man. I do not trust James Bond And here's for the rea-son why For ev'ry lady Ja-ames Bo-ond loves Is sure-ly doomed to die. My song must have its end But in this world and be-yond Of one thing I am absolutely sure I do not trust James Bond! coda: I do no-ot trust, I do no-ot trust, I do no-ot trust James Bond! The wife came up with this one. Sometimes we collaborate; we really need to finalize all the verses of "The Great Loch Ness Monster" sometime before one or the other of us dies. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.