My three year old walked into my bedroom one day when my bed had just been stripped and the sheets were still on the floor.
"Dad, why the sheets on floor?"
"They are dirty and need to be washed."
"Somebody pee them?"
"No, they just get dirty from sleeping in them."
"On the floor?!?"
The surprise and puzzlement in his voice just killed me.
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