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Nobody writes letters, anymore. Its all e-mail. Junk mail is just a waste of time and resources. I think the PO should slap a huge postage increase on junk mail. I bet that would go a long way toward solving the problem. The three people who still write personal letters should get to send them for free. People who send those "happy, happy we are doing much better than YOU" Christmas mass mailings should be sent to jail for 90 days or until their youngest daughter becomes pregnant out of wedlock - whichever happens first.
Books, an endangered species if ever there was one, should cost only a nickle to be sent anywhere in the country. Political mass mailings should have a postage fee of $100.00/word. Post cards should be banned outright - I couldn't care less if you're having a happy vacation. Actually I suspect you're not, and I certainly don't want to be "there," where-ever there may be. All letter bombs, anthrax missives, etc. should be sent directly to Congress, no matter whom they are actually addressed to.
If these simple directives were put into place, the US would be a much happier and certainly more interesting country.
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