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Fluffy Bunnies, on the other hand, practice a *special* form of wicca involving lots of bright rainbow energy, and a secret tradition handed down through the centuries, like directly from the Burning Times, but like before that, in their high priest/ess's family, in a hand-bound Book of Shadows™, the mysteries within which are NEVER to be shared with outsiders, and only spoken of in hushed tones within circle, and the High Priest says that it's SOOO sacred that it dishonors the magick if anyone is clothed in ritual, so like everybody has to be skyclad, and all of the first level initiates must be nubile blonde females of no less than 18 years of age, but no more than 23, and it's SUCH an honor to be chosen for the Great Rite and ....
damn. I can't keep this up. I'm giving myself a headache.
Seriously ... if you challenge these people you are in for a major earful.
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