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Three very old guys are sitting on a bench at the park discussing their health.
1st : "Me, with my rheumatism, it's damn nearly impossible to move around anymore"
2nd : "At least you still can read, my own eyesight is going downhill straight to hell"
3rd : "Me, I feel like a baby!"
1st : "And, pray tell, how is it so?"
3rd : "Well, I have no hair, no teeth, I need nursing... and I think I've just shit my pants..."
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