1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass yyy
2. Been caught screwing in the car y
3. Been asked to leave a bar n
4. Been physically removed from a bar n
5. Outran the police in a car n
6. Outran the police on foot yy
7. Passed out drunk in a public place m
8. Driven a car over 100 mph m
9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet n
10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime n
11. Seen Elvis live in concert nn
12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert n
13. Touched a hummingbird n
14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken n
15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head m
16. Served a jail sentence n
17. Served a prison sentence n
18. Had sex outside in broad daylight y
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend y
20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size n (I don't fight dwarfs or children . )
Have you ever:
Received a standing ovation? M
Given a eulogy? N
Hosted a party people still talk about? Y
Masturbared in your workplace? N
Kissed a dead body? N
Had a song or poem written about you? M
Received a marriage proposal from someone you didn't marry? N
Flashed your bits and/ or pieces to a total stranger? N
Failed a driving test? N
Had a coldsore? N
Been given money by a complete stranger? Y
Cried in a supermarket? Y
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Have you ever:
1. Set on fire
2. Jumped from a moving car
3. Had a knife pull on you
4. Make something that has never been made before
5. Met a band
6. Crowed surfed
7. Seen a river by the light of the full moon
8. Received more than one nonsurgical physical scars
9. Worked for 72 hours straight
10. Walked a 2 inch beam over 30 feet in the air.
11. Drank 8oz of Tequila in one gulp
12. Eaten an endangered animal
13. Cut down a tree
14. Worked 80+ hours a week
15. Eaten a chicken fried steak that is on foot in diameter
16. Interviewed by the news
17. Jumped off a roof
18. Shot a gun inside a house
19. Had sex in every room of a house in one night
20. Had a nearly perfect day.
1-20y
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Last edited by toranokaze; 06-03-2010 at 07:23 AM.
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