I'm afraid I would be unable to overcome the urge to stuff a broomstick up its ass and mop the floor with it.
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A bear and a rabbit are in the woods taking a shit. So, the bear says to the Rabbit, " do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "no. No I don't"
So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
Da Dum Dum
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality
Embrace this moment, remember
We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan
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