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Old 12-01-2003, 04:48 PM   #6
lumberjim
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I'm afraid I would be unable to overcome the urge to stuff a broomstick up its ass and mop the floor with it.



-OR-


A bear and a rabbit are in the woods taking a shit. So, the bear says to the Rabbit, " do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "no. No I don't"
So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.


Da Dum Dum
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