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talking dog and man go into bar. "This dog can talk. If you give me a free beer, I'll make him talk."
"OK, let's hear him talk." says the bartender.
"What's the texture of sandpaper feel like?"
"Ruff, ruff."
"What's on the top of this building?"
"Roof, roof."
"Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?
"Ruth, ruth."
The bartender pulls a sap from behind the bar and chases them out.
As the man and dog are running down the block, the dog looks up,panting and asks
"D' ya think I shoulda said Dimaggio?"
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