The Cellar - View Single Post - The Other Day I Was _____ (Madlibs, cellar style)

spudcon · 05-26-2010, 01:37 PM

The other day I was looking in on the Cellar, when, all of a sudden, a post grabbed me right in the brain. I said "What the heck, are you suggesting Gravdgr?"
Needless to say, I was hooked. And then I farted quickly, before I called my friend. Of course, it took lots of time to dissipate so this will finish quite quickly. I hope that I can waft it away before he arrives. And then the oxygen masks dropped out of the cabin ceiling because the stewardess had seen the greenish vapor. I went bezerk! I saw the air marshal and then suddenly it all fell into place.

When we landed upside down, everyone on the plane sang while we dug out to the tune of "Oh, dem golden slippers. At the gate, hundreds of hoboes sat begging and stinking as we crawled on our bellies to the baggage carousel.
"Well, that certainly must have been a fun time." Observed one of the muggers.
"_______________, I said, as I kicked a _______ in the ________. Then we all went to the _________ for a __________.

05-26-2010, 01:37 PM	#5
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	The other day I was looking in on the Cellar, when, all of a sudden, a post grabbed me right in the brain. I said "What the heck, are you suggesting Gravdgr?" Needless to say, I was hooked. And then I farted quickly, before I called my friend. Of course, it took lots of time to dissipate so this will finish quite quickly. I hope that I can waft it away before he arrives. And then the oxygen masks dropped out of the cabin ceiling because the stewardess had seen the greenish vapor. I went bezerk! I saw the air marshal and then suddenly it all fell into place. When we landed upside down, everyone on the plane sang while we dug out to the tune of "Oh, dem golden slippers. At the gate, hundreds of hoboes sat begging and stinking as we crawled on our bellies to the baggage carousel. "Well, that certainly must have been a fun time." Observed one of the muggers. "_______________, I said, as I kicked a _______ in the ________. Then we all went to the _________ for a __________. __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."