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Old 05-20-2010, 08:48 AM   #374
monster
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GunMaster357 View Post
Q: How can you make a dog sound like a cat?




A: Put the dog 24 hours in the freezer. Fire up a circular saw and ....

Mmmmmeeeeeoooooooow....
Quote:
Originally Posted by Undertoad View Post
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, light a match and ...


Wooooooooooooof

you bad boys.
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