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Old 05-02-2010, 09:47 PM   #1
monster
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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If you live to 100...

What presents do you think you might like for your birthday?

Viagra?
New dentures?
Suicide Pill?
Parachute Jump?
Bottle of Whisky and a packet of smokes?
Skydiving trip over the grand canyon?

If you make it to 100, will you be a vegetable in a wheelchair and diapers, or a spry old goat getting a hole in one before entertaining at the 19th?
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