Shelby-In-The-Trunk:
In college I was close friends with B and S. We were going to Friendlies for coffee and cigarettes. I go to the gas station to buy cigs before hand. I get back to the car and...no S. We go to Friendlies, B explaining 'he decided to walk over'. S arrives a few minutes later, sits down, and says 'I finally got out of the trunk.' He and B tell me that while I was buying cigarettes, they put S in the trunk, and he finally worked his way out. I didn't know what to believe. This has plauged me until tonight because:
(1)I believe them, and he was in the trunk -- no stress
(2)I believe them, and he wasn't in the trunk -- I'm a gullible fool
(3)I don't believe them, and Shelby wasn't in the trunk -- no stress
(4)I don't believe them, and he was in the trunk -- I'm a cynical bitch
So, dave, another picture and I may believe it.
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