[squirell nutkin]

Officer: Ohh! Ohhh! Ah good looking dog isn't it?

Sergeant: She sir, she's a bitch

Officer: Is she?

Sergeant: Yes sir. Ah look out, sir! (the sound of an explosion and someone screaming) Oh blimey.

Officer: Ah sarge?

Sergeant: Yes sir?

Officer: This dog of yours, quite a little stunner isn't she.

Sergeant: Look out sir (sound of machine gun fire) you think they're bringing up the big mortar sir?

Officer: Yes. Does she eh, does she have any friends?

Sergeant: What sir?

Officer: Your dog.

Sergeant: Just the other dogs in the neighborhood sir.

Officer: She doesn't have any steady boyfriends does she?

Sergeant: Oh no sir she is a dog.

Officer: Yes of course.

(sound of far away explosion)

Sergeant: Oh blimey it's getting bad sir.

Officer: Yes, still she would not object to someone calling on her would she sarge?

Sergeant: I am not sure what you mean sir.

Officer: Well I..I..I was thinking perhaps I could take her for a walk sometime.

Sergeant: Oh yes sir, course sir. anytime.

Officer: Thank you sarge.

Sergeant: (yelling) Look out sir! (explosion) Now that's my wife sir.

Officer: Ah you sure sarge?

Sergeant: Yes sir, that's my wife.

Officer: And that's your dog?

Sergeant: Yes sir.

Officer: I see. Looks like I will be calling on you a lot when all this is over.

Sergeant: Oh thank you sir.

Officer: Not at all it's just that I am rather fond of dogs,