To give you the same courtesy, I took ~20 seconds and drew a picture of you. I think it's pretty accurate. Have a look and then forward your thoughts to /dev/null.
(A minute is still wasted time. You will never get that minute back. That's a minute you didn't tell someone you loved them or help a poor child have a Thanksgiving. It might not seem like much now, but when you've only got a few left, you might think "Why did I waste all that time at that stupid messageboard?")