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My life used to be a soap opera. There are no McGuffins in soap operas, EVERYTHING is supposed to mean something. But there is drama, and "issues" and amazing coincidences. And people who plan things on the same day they happen and no-one says, "No I'm not free in an hours time! You could've given me some notice!"
My life now is more akin to This Morning (cosy, rolling-magazine show on ITV watched by young mums and dolescum). It's utterly predictable, has no discernable plot, but is quite comfortable and occasionally informative.
I don't have Philip Schofield though - sadly.
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