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1. When you dance, do you really dance?
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No. Imagine a spastic doughnut addict just getting off the tilt-a-whirl.
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2. Pronounce "My Dixie Wrecked" to anyone in the room
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Heywood Jublowmee
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3. What weighs more, 40 lbs of feathers or my heid?
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Your heid
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4. How do you spell spigot?
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f-a-u-c-e-t
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5. what color is the number 2?
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poop brown
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6. hotdog: Ketchup or Mustard?
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mustard and relish
Not again!
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8. What is the best thing you could ever eat for breakfast?
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Zoey Deschanel
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9. What's that on your desk?
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That? Uh, it's a uh... gold bar. Yeah, that's what it is.
Here's your change