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Fuck it, I'll do it:
1. When you dance, do you really dance? I'm like a cross between Rita Moreno and Beyonce, baybay.
2. Pronounce "My Dixie Wrecked" to anyone in the room I just got some funny looks.
3. What weighs more, 40 lbs of feathers or my heid? Your heid
4. How do you spell spigot? Spicket
5. what color is the number 2? Green
6. hotdog: Ketchup or Mustard? Mustard mustard mustard, and none of that grey poupon crap either.
7. silver, wet, rusty What are horse names from old westerns, Alex.
8. What is the best thing you could ever eat for breakfast? crispy bacon, eggs over medium, toast, coffee, and hash browns not scattered or nuttin', from the Awful Waffle.
9. What's that on your desk? A bunch of work I'm currently ignoring.
10. high five! Up high, down low...too slow!
What did I win?
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
--Bill Cosby
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