[Sundae]

Yeah, okay, it's not real.

Not yet anyway!

Anyone who can scrape up the fare is welcome here!
The dollar is pretty damned strong. If you're not coming immediately, just start saving.

And I am a wonderful guide, I promise.
I have books and everything.

Well, for London and Bucks anyway.
Seriously, I know London from my childhood, the Tube network from my adulthood and the tourist network from my unemployment.

Why aren't you here?
Come here! Now!