[Urbane Guerrilla]

Sometimes I use Nivea, because the wife likes it. She also rounds up these really nice-smelling lotions from places like Trader Joe's, which we appreciate because they smell neither cheap nor ordinary. For cleaning theater makeup off, I really like Noxema as a cold cream. Rub a little of that on my phiz until the remnant Noxema between my fingers has turned tan, then straight into the shower. My face feels all metrosexual for two days after.

For sunscreen, I go elsewhere, and use about anything.