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I have a guy that sits behind me. He's the religion editor, real nice guy, good heart, loves a great laugh.
My only issue is that he ALWAYS FUCKING asks everyone about food. "What'd you eat for lunch today?" "Did you order chinese with everyone else?" "What'd you get on that cheesesteak?" [10 minutes later] "Hey, you ever try a philly cheesesteak?" "Hey, there's free donuts on the back - only about 300 left, you better grab them while you can" (I had already eaten about 12).
In fact, as we speak, he's going through the remains of today's lunch order. Okay, he just grabbed the extra carton of fries and brought them over to the [hot, super attractive] news clerks and distributed.
I just realized 2 weeks ago that I've never seen him eat the kind of shit that goes around the office. Dunno why that never occurred to me, but I offered him a piece of super sugary cake a few days ago and he refused. Turns out he's diabetic, and doesn't eat any of the sweet crap that he's always preaching.
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