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Old 03-06-2010, 10:58 PM   #1
xoxoxoBruce
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Mar 7, 2010: Serious Duck Blind

Honey, I've been cooped up with the wet dog, in that cramped little boat, since way before sun up.
I sure am tired and sore... would you mind cleaning the ducks, please?



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Serious duck blind, Louisiana (of course), 3 stories…
~1st level hides 4 boats underneath and has room for 2 hunters and 2 dog doors.
~2nd level has a full kitchen with fridge, 2 stoves, electricity for lights, living room with 2 couches and satellite TV,
... theater seats around the "porch of the blind" to shoot 14 guys comfortably.
~Side porch has a running toilet, stainless steel grill for cooking whole rib eyes for lunch.
...All the mojos and mallard machines are hard wired to car batteries.
~3rd level is the "crows nest" with room for 3 It's about 25' up in the trees and most of the time you are cutting down on the ducks.


Oh and Honey, before you clean the ducks, get me a beer.

A reader sent this in to a very NSFW website, in Australia, so I copied the entire text here.
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