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capnhowdy · 02-27-2010, 06:38 AM

We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and asking, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and saying, "You're next, Chubby."

02-27-2010, 06:38 AM	#3273
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them? GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and asking, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and saying, "You're next, Chubby." __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.