Tavern food. Yeah the only bad thing about playing out is that I'm likely to wind up with a dinner of "shrimp boat" or "chicken finger boat", which consists of previously-frozen deep-fried shrimp or chicken along with a large side order of fries. It is not proper eating, and I hate myself as I shove each piece into my food hole, but I cannot stop. Sometimes I will leave the last 10 fries when I hate myself so deeply that the message gets through to the non-reptilian part of my brain. "Hey you asshole, you're just killing us faster!" "Oh. Yeah. Sorry."
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