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darclauz · 11-18-2003, 08:27 PM

I want to be bent into a sitting position and displayed on a couch. I want to be wearing tyedye and want to play country music in the background the whole time. I just want to irritate everyone one more time.

my brother, on the other hand, wants to be put on a spring and an automatic timer. at certain times, he's going to bounce out of his coffin, point a finger, and have a recording of his voice say, "You killed me!"

and my aunt has a sister who is 70 plus...when she dies, aunt nanci is wearing a long skirt to the grave.

nuff said.

11-18-2003, 08:27 PM	#13
darclauz Breathing into a paper bag Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 334	I want to be bent into a sitting position and displayed on a couch. I want to be wearing tyedye and want to play country music in the background the whole time. I just want to irritate everyone one more time. my brother, on the other hand, wants to be put on a spring and an automatic timer. at certain times, he's going to bounce out of his coffin, point a finger, and have a recording of his voice say, "You killed me!" and my aunt has a sister who is 70 plus...when she dies, aunt nanci is wearing a long skirt to the grave. nuff said. __________________ Taking up smoking to lose weight.