Mum was really put out about those porn cards. Asking her to litter would be like asking her to wet her pants - it's simply not done. So any they were handed she thrust into her bag. She could usually avoid them, but Dad was too slow on the update (so he says
She was then faced with the dilemma of what to do with them - she couldn't take them back and dispose of them in the hotel, the staff would think she'd been collecting them and using them! Yes, we know the staff wouldn't give a toss, but Mum is hyper sensitive to other people's opinions.
So she spend quite a bit of time looking for rubbish bins on the Strip!
I can't stretch the finances to make your GTG, Rich. But you are welcome to ours in Glasgow if you have more flexible finances. No pool, no BBQ and no tanning opportunities. But John Barrowman, Russian food and good company. And you can bring your own porn if you like.