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I've been at work for less than 30 minutes and have had 2 already.
Caller "Our mouse isn't working."
Me "You're using _____ application?"
Caller "Yes"
Me "You can't use your mouse in the ______ application, only the keyboard." (its a dos based program)
Caller "We always use our mouse!"
Caller to another person in room "We always use the mouse for ______, she's saying we can't!"
Caller to me "Oh, nevermind, we don't use it."
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