What sucks is when you are the oldest person in your unit. You are even older than the parents of your troops. It really sucks that they expect you to keep up with these kids in PT. Probably the worst are the gasps when they catch you undressing. It appears gray body hair really freaks kids out. I'm going to start shaving it off (again). BTW, what's with this stuff that older you are the lower your balls hang. I'm seriously starting to worry about stepping on them.
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Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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