toad, you may be the biggest person i've ever virtually met. In your shoes, I think I would have done a touchdown dance, and bounced her right out the door.
either that or you're a really good liar who is inwardly spiking the ball over the goal post!
I' think I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, though, considering the high regard these fine folks you have accumulated seem hold you in.
unless......they're all a bunch of really good liars too, and are inwardly resentful of the power you hold over them and are just shining you on..........
nee neee nee neee nee neee nee neee......(twilight zone music)