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These comments about weight got me to remembering the show "Cheers". 'Member that one? One character was Norm Peterson. Classic big/fat guy beer drinker, trademark one-liners w/Woody the bartender.
Woody (upon Norm entering the bar): Hey Mr. Peterson, whatcha up to?
Norm: My ideal weight if I was eleven feet tall. Pour me beer.
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Woody: Hi there, Mr. Peterson. What's shaking?
Norm: All four cheeks and a couple of chins, Woody. Gimme a beer.
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(Norm is griping about his appearance)
Woody: I don't think you look so bad, Mr. Peterson.
Norm: What, are you blind? I've got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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