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Kitsune · 11-16-2003, 10:21 PM

I don't think I could invite God for a variety of reasons. I mean, what if God is an angry drunk? I bet its really tough to convince him to leave once he gets going, too. Witnessing the "miracle of turning wine into urine" is not something I'd enjoy happening at my house, either.

And as for the responses I've gotten from praying, "oh, God, please make the room stop spinning", "please, let me throw up", and "please, make the throwing up stop" I do not want to see what his sense of humor is like at a social gathering.

11-16-2003, 10:21 PM	#7
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	I don't think I could invite God for a variety of reasons. I mean, what if God is an angry drunk? I bet its really tough to convince him to leave once he gets going, too. Witnessing the "miracle of turning wine into urine" is not something I'd enjoy happening at my house, either. And as for the responses I've gotten from praying, "oh, God, please make the room stop spinning", "please, let me throw up", and "please, make the throwing up stop" I do not want to see what his sense of humor is like at a social gathering. Last edited by Kitsune; 11-16-2003 at 10:28 PM.