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part 2

1. The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women
like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the
fact that Won Ton spelled backward is Not Now.

2. There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life
begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until
it graduates from medical school.

3. Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink? A: Alcohol interferes with
their suffering.

4. Q: Have you seen the newest Jewish-American-Princess horror
movie? A: It's called, "Debbie Does Dishes."

5. Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers? A: They
never let anyone finish a sentence!

6. Q: What's a Jewish American Princess's favorite position? A:
Facing Bloomingdale's.

7. A man called his mother in Florida , "Mom, how are you?" "Not too
good," said the mother. "I've been very weak. " The son said, "Why
are you so weak?" She said, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days." The
son said, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?" The
mother answered, "Because; I didn't want my mouth to be filled with
food if you should call."

8. A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has a
part in the play. She asks, "What part is it?" The boy says, "I play
the part of the Jewish husband. "The mother scowls and says, "Go back
and tell the teacher you want a speaking part."

9. Q: Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife? A: Under
the vacuum cleaner.

10. Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: (Sigh) "Don't bother. I'll sit in the dark. I don't want to be a
nuisance to anybody."

11. Short summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we
won, let's eat.

12. Did you hear about the bum who walked up to a Jewish mother on
the street and said, "Lady I haven't eaten in three days." "Force
yourself," she replied.

13. Q: What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish
mother? A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.

14. Q: Why are Jewish Men circumcised? A: Because Jewish women don't
like anything that isn't 20% off.