What I'm doing is in no way actionable, but go to kpmg.com and look for the hilarious "disclaimer".
Work for KPMG and get paid one-third of the money they charge customers for you to talk to them. Work for KPMG Consulting and talk to customers about things you don't know about whilst pretending furiously that you do. I lasted 5 months there, but my dignity, my honor, my patience and my sense of self-worth were all gone by the second month.
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