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The Cellar: Over the Everglades and through Disney World, to grandmother's house we go.
The Cellar: It came upon a midnight clear, and damn if we didn't have to wipe it up.
The Cellar: Hello, Bethlehem police? Someone in the manger next door won't stop with the frigging parum-pa-pa-pumming!
The Cellar: Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves in a Friday IOTD, complete with recipes.
The Cellar: The second Wise Man looks a lot like Osama bin Laden.
The Cellar: Look, Joseph, for the last time - I haven't slept with *anyone*!
The Cellar: Good King Wenceslas looked out on a Christmas morning, and said "The hell with it. It's snowing. I'm going back to bed".
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"To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog
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