[Nirvana]

> > 1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
> > (Kelly, age 6)
> >
> > 2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)
> >
> > 3) - If you are surrounded by ocean you are an Island .
> > If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent.
> > ( Wayne , age 7)
> >
> > 4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just
> > like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more.
> > (Kylie, age 6)
> >
> > 5) - A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of
> > its head. (Billy, age 8)
> >
> > 6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a
> > woman and pots and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6)
> >
> >
> > 7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds
> > to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow
> > the sailors would whistle to make the wind come.
> > My brother said they would have been better off
> > eating beans. (William, age 7)
> >
> > 8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids.
> > They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on
> > earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really (Helen, age 6)
> >
> > 9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby
> > brother is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my
> > Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't
> > think what to write. (Amy, age 6)
> >
> > 10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting.
> > Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in
> > caves under the sea where I think they have to plug
> > themselves into chargers. (Christopher, age 7)
> >
> > 11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very
> > cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)
> >
> > 12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the
> > water. Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go
> > down on each other. (Becky, age 8)
> >
> > 13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off
> > when she was going very fast. She says she won't do
> > it again because water fired right up her big fat ass.
> > (Julie, age 7)
> >
> > 14)-The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the
> > fish don't drown I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)
> >
> > 15)-My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all
> > about the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit
> > being a sailor and married my mom. (James, age 7)