I make these really cool rasping sounds when I breathe, and my sinuses are letting me know of their existance excruciating detail and, last but not least, the doctor told me that I have swine flu. Please wipe off your keyboards as you read this.
Right now I'm taking tamaflu, a bronchial inhalor, and codeine cough syrup. Blech!
The cats are delighted to be leading relatively unsupervised lives and have been re-arranging my apartment for me. The bag of trash all over the kitchen floor is only the latest in their creative efforts..
Yes, I'm whining. I deserve to whine. My life is shit. Over and out.
