The Cellar - View Single Post - January 15, 2008: Hunting Deer in Germany [Graphic]

ZenGum · 12-13-2009, 07:43 PM

Bruce ... really ... thanks for you thoughts, though.

It's an old joke.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

With me now?

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.

Shall I continue?

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no dick?

Still no f#$%ing idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, no dick, and no pulse?

Dead.

12-13-2009, 07:43 PM	#35
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Bruce ... really ... thanks for you thoughts, though. It's an old joke. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. With me now? What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea. Shall I continue? What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no dick? Still no f#$%ing idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, no dick, and no pulse? Dead. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.