[Nirvana]

TAKE MY ASS TO JAIL



A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of
The Virginia / West Virgina State line. When the trooper asked the driver
Why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was
On his way to Beckley WV to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want
To be late.

The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the
Driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a
Ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have
Anything to juggle.
The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could
Juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit
Them and handed them to him..

While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken
Good old boy from West Virginia got out, watched the performance, then went
Over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper
Observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door asking the
Drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, 'You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there ain't
No way I can pass that test.'