Sickly email from Mum.
Part of a chain, but I am only showing the verse.
Despite the fact they
should be named and shamed.
Quote:
This poem is very sweet. It will be interesting to see who sends it back. Forward this on and back. Thanks!
If I could catch a rainbow
I would do it just for you
And share with you its beauty
On the days you're feeling blue.
If I could build a mountain
You could call your very own;
A place to find serenity,
A place to be alone.
If I could take your troubles
I would toss them in the sea,
But all these things I'm finding
Are impossible for me.
I cannot build a mountain
Or catch a rainbow fair,
But let me be what I know best,
A friend who's always there.
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Here is my response.
Battled with my conscience and only sent the reply to my Mum. Sharing it here with you instead. Please note the terrible rhyming is quite deliberate!
Quote:
If you would buy some wine
I'd drink it with a smile
As long as you don't whine
We'll be friends for a while.
Vodka would be fine
But I might reel about
Still, if you have the time
I'm sure you'd bail me out.
And if you get some whisky
You'd head off for your bed
And you might get quite frisky
But I'd sleep like the dead
I cannot build a mountain
Or cover it with grass
But silly rhyming emails
I can pull out of my arse.
CKO 2009
If you forward to 10 people, a lucky pixie will pop out of your vaj and do your shopping for you.
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